Shisha Review Day 62: Starbuzz Bold Simply Mint Tobacco


Overall Score: 4.42  

Starbuzz Simply Mint Shisha  
Brand: Starubuzz
Flavor: Simply Mint
Hookah Used:  Sahara Phoenix 30" Hookah
Bowl Used: Sahara Vortex
Coal(s) Used: Coco Mazaya
Ice Present: Yes
Diffuser Present: Yes

Qualitative Review

Property:
Aroma
Flavor
Cloud
Texture
Longevity
Buzz
Author's:
5.00
5.00
5.00
5.00
5.00
1.00
Average:
4.57
4.29
4.57
4.29
4.57
2.86
High:
5.00
5.00
5.00
5.00
5.00
5.00
Low:
3.00
3.00
3.00
3.00
3.00
1.00

Manufacturer's Description

Are you a mint lover? If not, you will be now. With our newest member to the Bold family, Simply Mint is simply the best with the slightest touch of mint and an Icy finish to each hit this will become a new favorite flavor to add to your list.

Our Comments

Are you a mint lover? If so, you're going to be put to the test. If not, strap in, because you're about to have sex with it. In either case, you might be the type to enjoy a nice and gentle night of romance with a mint. Starbuzz Simply Mint, is not that kind of lover. Simply Mint is the raw, passionate, and powerful lover that will take you for the ride of your life whether you're ready for it or not. 

As soon as it's done with you, you'll put down the hookah and fire up a cigarette while you lie in bed wondering whether sex could ever be the same as it was before and knowing that the answer is no. You'll be forever changed. Regardless of whether you enjoyed the primal thrashing you received, you'll find yourself comparing every sexual experience you have in the future to that one fiery night.


After my first experience with Simply Mint, I found myself feeling empty with every other mint flavor I tried, still searching for anything that felt like that one evening when I first laid eyes on that dark and mysterious tin of shisha. Even the girth of Starbuzz Mint Colossus did little to satisfy my craving, itching the scratch enough to slightly sooth the irritation, but only for a moment and leaving me to wonder if I truly felt it, or simply just imagined the temporary pleasure, wishing it to be true.


That being said, I don't recommend Simply Mint, not because it has any flaws. To the contrary, it's perfect. Simply Mint has become my white whale. The sole reason that JP doesn't put the flavor on the menu is because sees what it has done to me and fears that if the general public was subjected to this shisha, an epidemic would take hold, one that would dwarf even cocaine in the eighties.


If you smoke this shisha, you'll be forever addicted. -Steve

Other Reviews

  • Realy intense flavor, it is like mint just froze over with a nice sheen of ice - Very good lasting time as well -HookahCompany.com
  • the perfect mint with a little sweetness. -RoyalHookahForum.com User Review

Where to Buy

In Store @ Sukit Hookah or online at Shop Sukit.
  

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